Where’d Your Money Go? – SNL


>>IT’S WHERE’D YOUR MONEY GO
WITH YOUR HOST CHARLES BARKLEY.>>HEY, ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU. HELLO.
THIS IS CHARLES BARKLEY. HEY THERE, PRO ATHLETES.
WELCOME TO “WHERE’D YOUR MONEY GO” WHERE WE TRY TO TEACH
FINANCIAL SECURITY TO SOME OF THE WORLD’S MOST IGNORANT
MILLIONAIRES. LOOK, I’M NOT MAKING JOKES,
MISS. IF I MANAGED MY MONEY WELL, I
WOULDN’T BE HOSTING A GAME SHOW. LET’S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS.
FIRST, WE GOT AN ALL-STAR TIGHT END FOR THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
WORTH $15 MILLION. IT’S ROB GRONKOWSKI.
>>WHAT’S UP, BRO? SO AWESOME.
>>ALL RIGHT.>>YOU’RE A FOOTBALL PLAYER, AND
YOUR BODY IS YOUR PAYCHECK, BUT ONCE A YEAR YOU TRASH IT ON A
CRUISE CALLED GRONK’S PARTY SHIP.
>>SO AWESOME. JUST ME, MY FIVE BROTHERS, 800
FRIENDS DOING LEMON DROP SHOTS WEARING HUGE SUNGLASSES.
>>OH, MAN. YOU ARE LIKE A DAVE AND BUSTERS
IF IT WAS A PERSON. NEXT, WE GOT A MAN WHO WEARS
$10,000 SUITS AND JUST BOUGHT A $350,000 ROLLS ROYCE.
UFC FIGHTER CONNOR McGREGOR.>>I’M NOT GOING BROKE, SO YOU
CAN TAKE YOUR PATRONIZING TONE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.
>>I KNOW YOU’RE NOT BROKE NOW, BUT LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
HOW MANY HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS WORK FOR YOU?
>>SIX.>>WELL, YOU BETTER GET YOURSELF
A ROTH IRA, CONNOR. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
>>YEAH. I’VE BEEN IN THE IRA SINCE
PROTESTANTS MOVED INTO MY NEIGHBORHOOD.
>>AND, FINALLY, A GOLFER WHO HAS LOST $90 MILLION OVER THE
PAST 15 YEARS. HE IS CURRENTLY RANKED 991st IN
THE WORLD. IT’S JOHN DALEY.
>>I’M STILL IN PLAYING SHAPE, MAN.
I’M LOOSE AS A GOOSE.>>YEAH.
YOU’RE PLAYING GOLF. IT’S THE ONLY PROFESSIONAL SPORT
WHERE PEOPLE CARRY YOUR STUFF. ALL RIGHT.
LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT OUR WHERE’ D THE MONEY GO CATEGORY.
THEY’RE THE USUAL FORM. I SPENT IT.
I SNIFFED IT. I LOST IT.
SHE TOOK IT. OKAY.
THE GAME IS SIMPLE. I’M GOING TO THROW OUT SOME
SCENARIOS, AND THE ANSWER SO EVERY ONE OF THEM IS NOTE.
YOU GOT IT? GRONK, I’M GOING TO LET YOU PICK
FIRST.>>AWESOME, BRO.
LET’S GO WITH SPENT IT.>>FIRST QUESTION IN THAT
CATEGORY. BUY A CHEETAH.
SCENARIO. YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A PET, BUT
THE SELLER WARNS YOU THAT THIS PET MIGHT EAT YOUR FAMILY.
DO YOU STILL BUY IT? GRONK.
>>HELL YEAH. A CHEETAH WOULD BE AWESOME, RO.
I WOULD PUT SUNGLASSES ON IT, FEED IT CHEETOS.
>>GRONK, LET’S TRY TO REMEMBER THE RULES.
THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS NO.>>JOHN DALY.
>>I’LL BUY THAT SON OF A BITCH. IT CAN BE BUDDIES WITH MY SHARK.
>>THAT IS INCORRECT. ONCE AGAIN, THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS
NO. REMEMBER, IF YOU OWN AN ANIMAL
THAT USED TO BELONG TO A DRUG DEALER OR MIDDLE EASTERN
DICTATOR, THAT’S A RED FLAG. OKAY.
PICK AGAIN, GRONK.>>LET’S MOVE TO I LOST IT.
>>THE QUESTION THERE OWN A RESTAURANT.
SCENARIO. A MAN IN A NIGHTCLUB WANTS YOU
TO INVEST IN AN ASIAN FUSION RESTAURANT EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE
ABSOLUTELY NO RESTAURANT EXPERIENCE AND YOU DON’T KNOW
WHAT ASIAN FUSION EVEN IS. DO YOU DO IT?
GRONK.>>ABSOLUTELY, BRO.
WRITE HIM A CHECK. WINGS ALL DAY.
>>GRONK, THIS IS ABOUT INVESTING.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?>>HEY, DUDE, I JUST INVESTED
$IT MILLION IN SOLO CUPS.>>HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
>>BOUGHT A BOATLOAD OF SOLO CUPS.
>>GRONK, I THINK YOU’VE EATEN TOO MANY WINGS.
YOUR HEAD IS FULL OF THIGH MEAT. ANYBODY ELSE HERE KNOW HOW TO
INVEST?>>HELL YEAH, MAN.
I JUST LAUNCHED MY OWN ALCOHOLIC SPORTS DRINK.
IT’S CALLED SMIRNOFF SPORT. IT’S JUST BLUE VODKA.
>>INVEST. WHY SHOULD I INVEST IN SOME
SILLY BANK FOR YEARS WHEN I CAN GO TO VEGAS AND DOUBLE MY MONEY
IN AN HOUR? ALL I DO IS WIN, CHARLES.
>>OKAY. LAST TIME YOU WENT TO VEGAS WHAT
HAPPENED?>>I LOST.
>>GAMBLING IS AN ADDICTION. I STILL HAVE MY ISSUES MYSELF.
YESTERDAY I BET MICHAEL JORDAN $10,000 THAT I WOULD GET A HOLE
IN ONE.>>THE ODDS OF THAT FAIRLY LONG,
MAN.>>I KNOW.
ESPECIALLY BECAUSE WE WAS PLAYING POKER.
>>GRONK, PICK AGAIN.>>GET OVER TO —
>>THE QUESTION THERE TRUST A STRIPPER.
SCENARIO. A STRIPPER YOU JUST MET FOLLOWS
YOU HOME, SITS YOU DOWN, AND THEN SAYS PUT ON THIS BLINDFOLD
AND COUNT TO 1,000. DO YOU DO IT?
I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A HINT. YOU DON’T DO IT.
CONNOR.>>I LIKE THAT.
SHE’S FREAKY, RIGHT? YEAH, YOU BLOODY GO FOR IT.
>>NO. YOU ANGRY LITTLE LEPRECHAUN.
REMEMBER, THERE’S ONLY ONE ANSWER.
ANYBODY ELSE? GRONK.
>>SOUNDS LIKE A TRICK QUESTION. NOBODY CAN COUNT TO 1,000, SO
I’M GOING TO GO FOR IT.>>GRONK, YOU KNOW THE RULES
WHEN IT COMES TO STRIPPERS. FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU.
FOOL ME TWICE, MY WIFE SENSES A PATTERN.
OH, MAN. THIS IS TERRIBLE.
I REALLY BELIEVED THAT YOU GUYS WOULD GET AT LEAST ONE QUESTION.
>>SORRY WE LET YOU DOWN, BRO.>>IT’S NOT JUDGE US ME.
PERSONALLY I BET THE PHOENIX SONS GORILLA THAT ONE OF YOU
WOULD GET ONE ANSWER RIGHT, AND NOW I’M DOWN $50,000.
OKAY. LET’S JUST TAKE A BREAK.
WHEN WE COME BACK ON “WHERE’D YOUR MONEY GO” WE WILL ASK,
COCAINE, IS IT YOUR FRIEND?>>NO, IT’S YOUR FAMILY.
>>YOU SAID IT, JOHN DALY. [ APPLAUSE ]
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100 thoughts on “Where’d Your Money Go? – SNL

  1. Contrary to popular belief, Gronk is actually very smart with his money. He didn't spend one dollar of the money the Pats paid him while he was playing and lived solely off of endorsements.

  2. Satanism on 3:47 and then (as far as the size of your brain helps you) decide for yourself how much it is "conspiracy"

  3. It's so ironic that John Cena is impersonating Rob Gronkowski even though Rob has saved 50 million dollars and John Cena has wasted all of his money on sports cars

  4. Why do I continuously click on comments with over a 100 replies thinking that there’s only a couple?

    My eyes start to hurt after bedtime, ya’ll need to chill.

  5. Rather a millionaire friend or family member that a million dollars just put it out there for tech support. …

  6. This isn’t even factual because Gronk is actually really good with his money and didn’t spend a dime of his football money he’s only spent his endorsement money

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