Using fake money to buy things – Monopoly Money


Hello Hey – I called up earlier about a gaming headset I wanted to put aside. ah that was you yeah Yeah, what was the was the name again? Ah its BEN B E N Ben thank you. All right. Here it is Yeah, that’ll be three hundred seventy dollars cash or credit? ahhh cash, if thats okay? yep thats good one. two. three. ahhh there it is… So it was 370? 370… Here we go errr This is fake money this is not real money. Well its money… so This money specifically this is money for monopoly it actually say monopoly on it Let’s let’s not split hairs. Money’s money. I mean if I came in with American dollars you’d accept that, right? Well American dollars is real currency for America We’re in New Zealand Where the legal tender is New Zealand Dollars? Exactly, right? So it’s all – moral a story. It’s all real money. This is money It’s real so I’m gonna I’m gonna call the cops What?! I’m calling the police you’re threatening to call the police just because a Consumer wants to purchase some goods from your establishment. You want to purchase goods with fake money? That’s that’s fraudulent that theft that’s – you can’t do that. I’m calling. What are you doing? I’m calling the cops to hopefully get you kicked out if not, banned okay Okay, so you are saying you’re trying to tell me that my money isn’t good here. That is exactly what I’m telling you Unbelievable. I am a paying customer paying with monopoly money Yes. Hello. Yes. I’d like to report a theft please. Corinthian Drive – Playtech. Yeah, he’s still here Absolutely outrageous The thief is still here I can’t believe you’re actually doing this you are infringing upon my rights as a consumer You are literally insane. You can’t just walk into a real store with fake money and purchase goods the world It doesn’t work like that here we go again with the fake money nonsense. Look this is legal tender, you know how I know that because it says Legal tender that’s handwritten I can see the pen you made a mistake you’re getting bogged down in details mate who wrote it is irrelevant The point is it’s written. legal tender. It’s it literally says it on there. It’s legal tender. You have to take it I guess we’re going to see what the cops say when they show up. Yeah, I guess we will it’s gonna be good. It’s gonna be great Its mine. Its mine. Its not yours Hello gentlemen what seems to be the issue here? Well, this gentleman is attempting to purchase this product with fake money with monopoly money This gentleman is trying to stop me from making a completely legal purchase of one gaming headset with some legal tender Sir that’s a it’s not legal tender What so you’re trying to tell me that real notes With actual numbers on them isn’t real tender. Sir that’s ahh monopoly money. It’s not legal New Zealand tender Ah-ha-ah-ha trapped ya – gotcha, this isn’t monopoly money It is monopoly New Zealand Edition money ergo therefore visa vee legal tender Sir I have to ask you to leave the premises now. Otherwise I will have to arrest you Oh, yeah, and what are you gonna do? Like I just said I’m gonna arrest you. Yeah, right Okay. Well, what about this? What about this little Rhetorical adventure. What if say one of these was to fall into your pocket? Just hold it, just see how it feels in your hand Yeah, no difference. It’s just monopoly money. No, what if Two of these would have fall into your pocket. Are you trying to bribe me sir? No I’m not trying to bribe you. I’m just I’m more trying to just buy my way out of getting in trouble, sir I’m gonna have to ask you to accompany me to the station You can’t do that. You cannot do that. You are infringing upon my right. If you dont stop now I will have to use force Outrageous no wait stop this is outrageous. No, wait, wait wait, you can’t arrest me because I have this Chance Get-out-of-jail-free This card may be kept until needed traded or sold hmm I’m sorry, sir. No, that’s quite all right. You weren’t to know I wasn’t to know but I didn’t mean to disturb you No that’s quite all right, it’s good. All right, so I’ll give you that and I’ll make a legal purchase Of this gaming headset Good day I’m sorry sir. I couldn’t be of any more Okay. See ya right. Bye Sorry, sir. I couldn’t be of any more help here This is a legally binding document the chance card. So I’m gonna have to ummm let you get back to your duties and In the meantime, I’m gonna have to confiscate this Cuz its some police evidence, okay What For the subtle man or woman for the bold man – or woman For the cold man or woman viva la dirt league apparel for men or woman

100 thoughts on “Using fake money to buy things – Monopoly Money

  1. I thought that maybe this might have opened the discussion about fiat currency, and that it really is as worthless as Monopoly money.
    But I guess not.
    https://www.businessinsider.com/reddit-fed-monopoly-money-image-2013-3
    https://youtu.be/X-Si89Lg1iM
    https://youtu.be/1t0CkzD-Bv8

  2. this was honestly one of the funniest ones i've seen in a while

    cop: ok sir your being arrested

    *PULLS OUT GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD*

    cop: awh feck

    would have been even funnier if it was a uno reverse card

  3. Good dialogue but the end could have been better. This is what should have happened:
    The man attempts to bribe the cop with monopoly money.
    Cop threatens to arrest man for bribery.
    Man says "how can I bribe you with something that has no value?"
    Cop says "monopoly money is like real money. It has value."
    Man completes the purchase with the monopoly money, grabs the headset, and is arrested and taken away for bribery.

  4. Why couldn’t just stop it at 4:22? Only thingn about Bored I hate is that it makes me so mad that I want to kill the assholes in the video.

  5. Am I the only one who feels calling the cops on someone bringing in Monopoly money is a bit of an over exaggeration? Should at least wait till the customer got a bit more aggressive.

  6. Hmm, Ben's in the video, must be a ten year long argument where Ben gets away with bullshit.

    Edit: the chance card is basically a reverse card

  7. fuckin hate Ben in that serie .Where Ben work I will go to is shop and do the you know knowing people are not the same at job

  8. wow. real stupidity from ben (character, not actor). he probably could have hade a chance using "traditional" counterfeit money that would better pass for actual money.

  9. Technically its worth the same its just the human faith in it as a barter object isnt there😊 at least in this version of reality.

  10. When he drops first monopoly cash on the table and Alan says "ahh there it is" because there is always somethinf strange going on with this Ben guy haha xD

  11. I would accept monopoly money as payment for goods and services. I would just tell the customer that the exchange rate is 1 USD per metric tonne of monopoly banknotes. You know, paper still has real value!

  12. Yeah, I figured Rowan would interrupt with, “what seems to be the problem” apologizes to Ben and accepts the money roll propaganda endings with music.

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