*NEW* Monique Marvez • Live In Hermosa Beach • Part 4 | LOLflix


I SWEAR, I THINK THE REASON THE LITTLE DUDES HIT ON ME IS ‘CAUSE THEY CAN SEE THAT I’M AT EASE IN MY OWN SKIN WHICH IS SO RARE. PHYSICAL BEAUTY IS SUPER RARE. I USED TO PLAY THIS LITTLE GAME, LIKE HOW MANY IQ POINTS WOULD I GIVE UP TO LOOK LIKE CHARLIZE THERON? I WOULD BE A MORON WITH A PROPELLER HAT IF IF I COULD HAVE THAT FACE. I USED TO THINK THAT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, I DID BUT THE REALITY IS THAT YOU CAN BE BEAUTIFUL AND STILL BE A HOT MESS. IN FACT, A LOT OF, I LIVE IN HOLLYWOOD, I HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRLS IN MY BUILDING AND THEY COME UP THE OLD ELEVATOR TO TALK TO ME, I LIVE AT THE TOP OF THIS OLD BUILDING AND I SIT IN THERE IN MY PEIGNOIR SETS, I’VE BECOME EVIDENTLY THE YODA OF VAGINA. AND THESE LITTLE GIRLS’LL TEXT ME, YOU KNOW? “CAN I COME UP FOR TEA?” AND I GIVE THEM ADVICE AND THEY SIT THERE AND ASK ME QUESTIONS AND IT’S SO INTERESTING TO ME, LESLIE, HOW THE WORLD HAS CHANGED AND CHANGED AND CHANGED AND YET IT’S THE SAME. IT’S THE SAME, YOU KNOW? BOY AND GIRLS WANT TO MEET EACH OTHER AND LIKE EACH OTHER AND FALL IN LOVE AND, YOU KNOW, IT’S DIFFICULT BUT THERE’S A LOT OF CHANGES IN THE WORLD, THERE’S A LOT OF SEXUAL FLUIDITY. I’M EXPECTED TO BE INVITED TO A WEDDING ANY DAY NOW WHERE THE INVITATION SAYS “HE-SHE WAS THE MAN-WOMAN OF HIS-HER DREAMS” YOU KNOW? “BRING YOUR OWN MARIJUANA BROWNIES.” LIKE, “OKAY, YOU KNOW, I’LL COME TO YOUR WEDDING.” I DON’T JUDGE BUT THE REALITY IS PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE, YOU KNOW? PEOPLE WANT TO MEET AND FALL IN LOVE AND I SAID IT EARLIER, IF YOU’RE A LITTLE GIRL AND YOU’RE ON TINDER, GET OFF. THAT’S NOT A DATING SITE, THERE’S NO HAPPILY EVER AFTERS, THAT’S JUST A DELIVERY SYSTEM, THAT’S ALL THAT IS. THAT’S JUST THE MAN LETTING YOU KNOW WHERE TO BRING THE PUSS, THAT’S ALL IT IS. AND AH, I KNOW THAT SOUNDS GRIM BUT SOME OF YOU IN THE BACK, I CAN SEE YOUR FACES YOU’RE LIKE, “REALLY?” LIKE, YEAH, YEAH. I REMEMBER MEETING MEN THE OLD FASHIONED WAY, AT WORK WHILE I WAS MARRIED. I MEAN, I HAD PAPERWORK, LACY. I WAS SEPARATED, I WAS GETTING DIVORCED AND EVERYTHING BUT, YOU KNOW, BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT, YOU HAD SOCIAL SKILLS. YOU WOULD MEET SOMEBODY IN A BAR AND THEY WOULD SEND YOU A DRINK AND THEY WOULD GIVE YOU THE EYE AND YOU WOULD GIVE THEM THE EYE. I DON’T EVEN DRINK, YOU KNOW? BUT STILL, YOU WOULD TAKE IT AND THEY COME TALK TO YOU, THAT’S SOCIAL SKILLS. YOU WEREN’T LIKE TEXTING. AND YOU WEREN’T JUST LOOKING AT PICTURES OF THEIR HEAD. YOU KNOW, THEIR HEAD, YOU KNOW? LIKE, WHAT IF YOU MEET A DUDE AND HIS HEAD LOOKS NORMAL AND YOU SHOW UP AND HE’S IN PRINCESS PANTS, HE’S IN LIKE LITTLE JEGGINGS, YOU KNOW? WHAT DO YOU SAY? LIKE, “I JUST SAW YOUR HEAD, “THIS IS NOT WORKING FOR ME AT ALL. “THIS IS NOT GOOD.” AND IT DOESN’T ACCOUNT FOR ENERGY, EVERYTHING IS ENERGY THAT’S WHY EVEN A SYNONYM FOR THE WORD MONEY, LEGAL TENDER, IS CURRENCY, CURRENCY, ENERGY. THERE’S SOME THINGS THAT ARE MORE CASH THAN CASH. THERE’S SOME THINGS THAT ARE MORE MONEY THAN MONEY. WHEN YOU MEET SOMEBODY AND IT’S LIKE RIGHT ON, YOU JUST KNOW, LIKE, “OH, THIS IS GONNA GO GOOD.” AND YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW YOU LIE TO YOURSELF SOMETIMES, BUT YOU KNOW WHEN YOU MEET THAT SOMEONE, WHEN YOUR EMOJIS MATCH ON A CROWDED PAGE, YOU KNOW? BUT, YOU JUST KNOW. LIKE I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW LONG YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN TOGETHER, I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’RE MARRIED, I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING, ALL I KNOW IS THAT BY YOUR BODY LANGUAGE YOU DIG EACH OTHER. LIKE, YOU REALLY LIKE EACH OTHER. THAT MAKES ME, IT GIVES ME HOPE. IT GIVES ME HOPE, SILVER FOX. I LOOK AT A MAN LIKE YOU IN MAN PANTS WITH YOUR SILVERY HAIR LOOKING LIKE A FORMER ASTRONAUT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LIKE, NO HE DOES, HE LOOKS FANCY! LIKE HE’S GOT LIKE PLAID PUBIC HAIR, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN LIKE? YOU PROBABLY LIVE CLOSE BY, YOU LOOK VERY HERMOSA, LIKE WHEN YOU HAVE SEX, YOU DON’T YELL OUT I’M COMING, YOU’RE LIKE, “I HAVE ARRIVED” YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LIKE, I LIKE THAT. I LIKE THAT, YOU GUYS HAVE A REAL RELATIONSHIP. THAT’S WHAT I WANT GOING FORWARD. I MEAN, ME AND THE LITTLE DUDE, WE HAD A GOOD RUN, WE HAD A GOOD RUN. EVENTUALLY MY MOM, SHE GOT HIP TO IT, YOU KNOW? MY MOM, MY 70 SOMETHING YEAR OLD HISPANIC CATHOLIC MOTHER, WHO WATCHES TOO MUCH REALITY TELEVISION ONE DAY DECIDED TO LET ME KNOW SHE WAS COOL WITH IT AFTER ALL THIS TIME. SHE’S LIKE, ” MIJA I UNDERSTAND, “I UNDERSTAND. I GET IT NOW, “YOU GUYS ARE LIKE FRIENDS WITH PRIVILEGES.” SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS BEING COOL, TO HEAR THAT COMING OUT OF HER MOUTH, LIKE FREAKED ME OUT. AFTER THREE FAILED MARRIAGES, TRYING TO MAKE HER HAPPY, AND SHE FINALLY SAYS, “I GET IT, I UNDERSTAND, DO WHAT YOU WANT” YOU KNOW? THERE’S NO CHANCE OF ME HAVING AN ACCIDENTAL PREGNANCY AT THIS POINT, SO, SHE SAYS, I DON’T CARE, DO THE MATH. SHE SAYS, YOU KNOW, “I UNDERSTAND” AND IN MY HEART, I FELT BAD ‘CAUSE I THOUGHT, “YOU HAVEN’T CAUGHT UP WITH ME YET.” I WISH THAT I HAD A FRIEND WITH PRIVILEGES. BUT THAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN, IF THEY’RE NOT AGE APPROPRIATE, EVERYTHING WAS A HISTORY LESSON. WE DIDN’T HAVE A COMMUNION, WE DIDN’T HAVE AN INTERACTION. WE DIDN’T EVEN, HE WASN’T MY FRIEND WITH PRIVILEGES, HE WAS MORE LIKE THE HANG AND BANG, YOU KNOW? IT WAS LIKE NETFLIX, A BREAKFAST BURRITO AND SOME WIENER, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? IT WAS, THAT WAS IT. I MEAN, I’M NOT PROUD TO SAY THAT, I’M REALLY NOT PROUD TO SAY SOMETIMES I DIDN’T EVEN WANT THE WIENER, I JUST WANTED THE MOVIE AND THE BREAKFAST BURRITO. I WAS LIKE, “CAN WE JUST HANG OUT AND GO TO A DINER, YOU KNOW?” BUT I LOOK FORWARD, I’M GRATEFUL, I’M GRATEFUL. I LOOK FORWARD, THAT’S THE EXCITING PART. YES, THERE ARE SOME SETBACKS TO BEING OLDER BUT I’M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THE FUTURE. I UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD. I UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD ‘CAUSE I’M PROBABLY LIKE THE WORLD’S OLDEST MILLENNIAL, I’VE ALWAYS BEEN, NO, I’M SERIOUS, I’VE ALWAYS BEEN A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN OTHER PEOPLE. LIKE I’VE ALWAYS BEEN GREEN. I USED TO RINSE OUT ZIPLOC BAGS LIKE BACK IN THE ’80S, I WOULD RINSE, I’M SERIOUS! I’VE SAVED TINFOIL AND LIKE STRAIGHTENED IT OUT, I DO! I GOT THAT FROM MY GRANDMA AND I TELL PEOPLE, LATINO PEOPLE AREN’T GREEN ON PURPOSE, WE’RE GREEN ‘CAUSE OF OUR LACK OF GREEN SO WE LEARNED TO RECYCLE AND MAKE USE OF THINGS AND I NEVER ATE LIKE MOVIE THEATER FOOD, THAT WAS LIKE NOW, WHO WOULD EAT JORDAN ALMONDS? NOBODY WOULD EAT THAT STUFF FULL OF CORN SYRUP ANYWAY. BUT BACK IN THE DAY I DIDN’T EAT IT BECAUSE MY GRANDMA WOULD MAKE US STUFF TO TAKE TO THE MOVIES TO SNEAK IN AND WE DIDN’T JUST SNEAK IT IN, YOU KNOW? IT WASN’T LIKE WE WERE SNEAKING IN LIKE POPCORN OF OUR OWN OR POTATO CHIPS. NO, WE WERE SNEAKING IN LIKE , ARROZ CON POLLO, (RICE AND CHICKEN) YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LIKE WE WERE, SNEAKING IN SAVORY FOOD IN MARGARINE CONTAINERS ‘CAUSE LATINO PEOPLE DON’T BUY TUPPERWARE, THAT’S FOR RICH PEOPLE. YHEA THE TRICK AT MY GRANDMA’S HOUSE WAS FINDING OUT WHICH TUB ACTUALLY HAD THE FKING MARGARINE ‘CAUSE WE HAD BUT IT’S A DIFFERENT WORLD IN MANY WAYS BUT IN MANY WAYS IT’S THE SAME. IT REALLY IS THE SAME. PEOPLE WANT TO BE IN LOVE AND PEOPLE WANT TO TRUST EACH OTHER AND PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP AND THESE LITTLE GIRLS THEY SIT AND THEY TALK TO ME AND I SAY, “YOU WANT A MAN TO LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER?” AND THEY GO, “YES, YODA.” I SAY, “DON’T TALK TO HIM.” AND THEY LOOK AT ME AND I GO, “THAT’S WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS AND GAY MEN ARE FOR.” MEN AND WOMEN COMMUNICATE DIFFERENTLY. WOMEN ARE DRUNK DRIVERS ON THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY. WE DON’T HAVE TO HAVE A DESTINATION, WE WEAVE ALL OVER THE PLACE, WE DON’T MAKE SENSE. MEN ARE TASK ORIENTED. WHEN A MAN SPEAKS TO A WOMAN, HE WANTS TO KNOW SOMETHING HAPPENED. THERE WAS A BEGINNING, A MIDDLE, AN END, MY WORK HERE IS DONE. SHE HAS INFORMATION, THE MISSION WILL BE COMPLETED, YOU KNOW? IT’S A VERY INTERESTING THING. YOU KNOW, WHEN A MAN WANTS TO TALK YOU, YOU’LL KNOW. I LOVE THIS GUY, YOU’RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE, “WRITE A BOOK.” I LIKE, WHEN A MAN WANTS TO TALK TO YOU, YOU’LL KNOW ‘CAUSE HE’LL STAND KINDA CLOSE LIKE HE’S GETTING READY TO ENGAGE, HE’LL LOOK A LITTLE CONSTIPATED, YOU KNOW, IT’LL BE LIKE, AND THEN HE’LL GIVE YOU INFORMATION. I TELL GIRLS, “WHEN A MAN CALLS YOU ON THE PHONE, “HE DOESN’T REALLY WANT TO TALK TO YOU.” IT’S BECAUSE MEN HAVE A THING IN THEIR HEAD, A LIST AND IT’S A SHORT LIST ‘CAUSE THEY CAN’T REMEMBER ANYTHING. THEY HAVE A LIST, THINGS I GOTTA DO TO GET LAID AND ONE OF THEM IS THE CHECK-IN CALL. THEY REALLY LOVE WHEN THEY CALL YOU AND YOU DON’T ANSWER. ‘CAUSE THEN THEY GET THE POINT BUT THEY DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE TO TALK TO YOU. YOU’RE LIKE HYSTERICAL FROM THIS, EDDY’S LIKE DELIGHT, EDDY’S LIKE, “OH MY GOD, SHE’S A MIND READER.” THAT’S A GREAT LAUGH MA’AM, THANK YOU FOR THAT. NO, BUT IT’S TRUE! I TELL WOMEN, I SAY, “MEN ARE HUNTERS “AND THAT HASN’T CHANGED.” IF YOU WANT A MAN TO BE A MAN, UNDERSTAND THAT HE IS A HUNTER. MAKE HIM CHASE YOU. YOU WANT A MAN TO ADORE YOU, HIDE FROM HIS ASS. DON’T TURN YOUR PHONE INTO AN ELECTRONIC TRACKING DEVICE. WHEN A MAN CALL YOU ON THE PHONE, TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT SITUATION. MAKE HIM WONDER WHAT YOU’RE UP TO. BE VAGUE, BE BRIEF, HANG UP QUICKLY. I’M SERIOUS, ACT LIKE THE FBI HAS TAPPED YOUR LINE AND YOU’RE DEALING BLOW. HE’S LIKE, “HOW ARE YOU?” “I’LL TELL YOU WHEN I SEE YOU, “DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOTTA GO.” HE’LL COME HOME WITH A STEEL BLUE BONER A CAT CAN’T SCRATCH. “WHERE’S ANNA, WHERE’S SHE HIDING FROM ME?” MEN ARE HUNTERS, HIDE FROM HIM. MAKE HIM WONDER WHAT YOU’RE UP TO. THE GIRLS DON’T KNOW THAT. DON’T BE OBVIOUS, YOU KNOW? BE A GIRL, HAVE A LITTLE MYSTERY. YOU KNOW, I TELL GIRLS, EVEN, YOU KNOW, IN THE SEXUAL ARENA, DON’T LIKE UNFURL ALL OF YOUR SECRETS THE FIRST TIME YOU GO IN THE SACK WITH HIM. ACT STUPID LIKE YOU NEVER SAW ONE BEFORE. AND I’M GONNA TELL THE GUYS, I’M GONNA TELL THE GUYS, WOMEN ARE NOT VISUALLY STIMULATED. IF YOU’RE A YOUNG MAN, DO NOT SEND PEOPLE DICK PICS. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT! I AM A TOTALLY STRAIGHT FEMALE, I AM SUPER STRAIGHT. I AM STRAIGHTER THAN YOKO ONO’S PUBIC HAIR. BUT, I, ‘CAUSE WHEN YOU’RE A STAND-UP COMEDIAN, YOU’RE A LITTLE FORCEFUL, PEOPLE WONDER, YOU KNOW? LIKE, “DO YOU SWING OUT OF BOTH TREES “AND GET CAUGHT IN A BUSH NOW AND THEN?” NO! I AM NOT SEXUALLY FLUID, NO. HARD AND CONCRETE, I LIKE THE BOYS, YOU KNOW? AND I TELL THEM THAT, BECAUSE I’VE BEEN HIT ON BY CHICKS, YOU KNOW? THEY’RE LIKE, “OH, HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU’VE NEVER,” MY FRIEND SCOTT WITNESSED IT, YOU KNOW? “HOW DO YOU KNOW, YOU’VE NEVER TRIED?” I KNOW! I LIKE MEN. YOU KNOW, LIKE, “WELL, I CAN DO ANYTHING A MAN CAN DO.” NO, YOU CAN’T! AND THEY’RE LIKE, “OH YEAH, I GOT TOYS, “I GOT STAR WARS REMOTE, I GOT DRONE DILDOES,” WHATEVER. A MAN IS A MAN. LIKE THE BELLY, THE CHEST HAIR, THE SMELL, THE BUNNIES, YOU KNOW? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY THE BUNNIES RIGHT? THE JEVOS, THE CONOJITOS YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LIKE, YOU CAN’T SIMULATE THE SMACK OF THE BUNNIES. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? PUT A BUNCH OF WET COTTON BALLS IN A TUBE SOCK? “YOU’RE KILLING ME, PAM, YOU’RE KILLING ME.” NO! I WENT TOO FAR WITH THAT, I’M SORRY. I’M SORRY, I’M SORRY LESLIE. YOU’RE LIKE, “SMACK OF THE BUNNIES? “WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?” WHAT I’M SAYING IS IS THAT I LIKE MEN. I’M NOT JUDGING ANYBODY BUT I AM A LITTLE OLD SCHOOL, I UNDERSTAND THAT SEXUALITY IS ON A CONTINUUM, YOU KNOW? AND WE’RE LUCKY THE MOST VAST MAJORITY OF US KNOW WHAT END WE’RE ON. YOU’RE LIKE, YOU’RE GAY OR YOU’RE STRAIGHT, YOU KNOW? I DON’T BELIEVE ANYBODY’S 50 50 RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE, I DON’T. I REALLY DON’T. WHEN PEOPLE SAY “I’M BI”, I’M LIKE, “YOU’RE JUST GREEDY AND LAZY, PICK A TEAM AND PLAY HARD.” ‘CAUSE YOU’RE HURTING PEOPLE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? WHEN YOU JUST KIND OF KEEP GOING OVER THE DIVIDING LINE, YOU HURT PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES, IS ALL I’M SAYING. BUT, LACY’S LOOKING AROUND LIKE, “STOP TALKING TO ME.” IT’S OKAY, IT’S OKAY. NO, BUT, THE THING IS THAT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, I’M LOOKING FORWARD, I’M EXCITED, YOU KNOW? I KNOW WHAT I WANT NOW AND I’M COMFORTABLE IN MY OWN SKIN AND I FEEL LIKE I’M GONNA MEET SOMEBODY AND HE’S GONNA APPRECIATE THAT I AM SELF-CONFIDENT AND HAPPY, YOU KNOW? I’M NOT ALL NERVOUS, LIKE YOU’RE A PRETTY LITTLE GIRL AND THERE’S A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE THAT YOU KNOW WHEN YOU AND CHRIS WERE FIRST TOGETHER, YOU KNOW? I DON’T MEAN TO MAKE ASSUMPTIONS BUT I THINK YOU’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER IN A CARNAL WAY. KNOWING HOW THE WORLD WORKS NOW AND YOU KNOW, BUT I TALK TO THESE LITTLE GIRLS WHEN THEY COME UP MY ELEVATOR, YOU KNOW? AND WE TALK ABOUT SEX AND I’M SHOCKED AT HOW REPRESSED, HOW OPEN THEY ARE IN SOME WAYS AND THEN THEY’RE LIKE, “OH, I DON’T LIKE THAT. “THAT’S A WEIRD POSITION. “DON’T PUT THAT THERE, DON’T SNIFF ME THERE” I’LL GO, “YOU WANT A MAN TO LOVE YOU, BE SELF-CONFIDENT.” YOU JUST STAND IN THE LIVING ROOM, YOU KNOW? BUCK ASS NAKED, AND JUST GO LIKE, “YEAH, LET’S DO THIS.” “DO ME ANY WAY YOU WANT “AND WHEN YOU’RE DONE, SQUEEGEE ME “AND BRING ME A JELLY DONUT, HOW ‘BOUT THAT?” OR WHAT? OR A TACO. OR A TACO? OKAY, THAT’S YOUR PREFERENCE, ALL RIGHT. I SEE, TACO NIGHT’S GONNA TAKE ON A WHOLE NEW MEANING FOR EDDY. I LIKE THIS IS A GREAT AUDIENCE. IT’S LIKE, I’M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE THOSE OLD GARAGE DAYS AGAIN AND NOBODY HAS THEIR PHONE OUT, SO WE’RE SAFE, LET’S TALK . BUT NO, IT’S FUNNY ‘CAUSE WHEN YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT THE DIFFERENCES, WOMEN AREN’T VISUALLY STIMULATED SO I’M GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, IN CASE MY FUTURE EX-BOYFRIEND IS IN THE ROOM. NO, I’VE ONLY GOTTEN ONE DICK PIC AND IT WAS ON CHRISTMAS, WHICH WAS REALLY GROSS. I THINK HE WAS TRYING TO LET ME KNOW LIKE, “OH, THIS IS WHAT’S GONNA FILL YOUR STOCKING.” I’M LIKE, “WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.” WHOA, I MEAN, I SPEAK MILLENNIAL, I DO, I SENT THE APPROPRIATE EMOJIS LIKE SANTA CLAUS HAT, LIPS, YOU KNOW? I SENT LIKE ALL THE GOOD XX AND THEN I GET BOOM, WIENER, LIKE WHAT? I TELL YOUNG GUYS, ‘CAUSE THEY ASK ME ADVICE TOO, I GO, “YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE RELATIONSHIP “THAT YOU WANT A WOMAN TO HAVE “WITH YOUR PENIS IS THE SAME ONE “THAT SIGOURNEY WEAVER HAD WITH THE ALIEN IN 1979.” WHICH IS, YOU WOULDN’T, YOU HAVE TO THINK OF ROMANCE AS A MOVIE, YOU KNOW? AND YOU WOULDN’T OPEN THE MOVIE WITH THE MONSTER, YOU DON’T DO THAT! YOU WANT THE WOMAN TO SIMULTANEOUS HUNT AND FEAR THE MONSTER, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? YOU WANT HER TO BE LOOKING FOR IT AND THE FIRST TIME SHE SEES YOUR MONSTER, YOU WANT HER TO BE IN AWE, YOU WANT HER TO BE LIKE “OH!” LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LIKE YOU DON’T WANT IT, THAT LITTLE TINY ON HER PHONE, YOU WANNA BE STANDING ON A LEATHER HASSOCK WITH ONE CANDLE WITH LIKE A SHADOW PUPPET, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, LIKE, JUMP DOWN, “IT’S HUGE BUT I CAN CONTROL IT, DON’T WORRY.” YOU GUYS ARE REALLY WONDERFUL. IT’S COME TO A CLOSE HERE, IT’S COME, BUT I’LL BE BACK, BUT I’M GONNA YES, I PROMISE, YOU’VE BEEN AMAZING. I’M GONNA CLOSE WITH MY THREE BEST PIECES OF ADVICE, I CLOSE EVERY SHOW THIS WAY ‘CAUSE IT’S, YES MA’AM? GO AHEAD, YOU CAN SAY IT. LOVE HARD, FORGIVE HARDER AND GET AS HAPPY AS YOU CAN AS FAST AS YOU CAN. WOW, I AM SO MOVED THAT YOU KNEW THAT. WOW. LOVE WOW LOVE HARD, FORGIVE HARDER AND GET AS HAPPY AS YOU CAN AS FAST AS YOU CAN. THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT, GOD BLESS YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU SO MUCH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. I’M SO GRATEFUL, THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT, I’M SO APPRECIATIVE, THANK YOU, YOU MADE MY NIGHT. THANK YOU. ONE MORE TIME FOR HER, SHOW HER SOME LOVE.

22 thoughts on “*NEW* Monique Marvez • Live In Hermosa Beach • Part 4 | LOLflix

  1. FYI: Monique Marvez goes live everyday at 3:30 on her FB page for about 20 minutes for her thoughts of the day at: https://www.facebook.com/MoniqueMarvezOfficialFanPage and every Saturday at 8:00 pm, moving forward, Monique will live stream on her YouTube channel for 2 hours her radio show and rap up for the week at: https://www.youtube.com/MoniqueMarvez

  2. This global house arrest is way more fun with you Monique. Thank you for your deep down authenticity. You are the most hilarious teacher I've ever had. Glad you are back ✌

  3. Who ever gave her a thumbs down is either one of her ex husbands or boyfriends or some girl hating on her! I am a comic and she is one of my idols AND she is STUNNING!!!!!!!!!

  4. I love watching your videos Monique. I found you a while back and always enjoy when a new one comes out. You are a great lady and a beautuful one as well. Thank you for the good laughs

  5. She would make a a lot of money as a couple's counselor…..or some producer could make even more money giving her a sitcom.

  6. Monique Marvez is funny, wise and insightful. I love that she has, not only been through some things but has learned from the things she has been through. And there is nothing sexier than a woman who is comfortable with herself…and can make me laugh. I hope to meet her one day.

  7. Monique is the real deal;so articulate, funny , amazing communication and empathy . All the best from Oz. Davox.

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